Headlines & Copy of Questionable Repute

• From a Philadelphia department store:
  "For you alone! The bridal bed set ...."

• From a New York hotel:
  "For a Successful Affair, It's the Empire Hotel."

• On an electric-company truck:
  "Let us remove your shorts."

• An ad in Hartford, Connecticut:
  "LOVALON BRA is the bra for you. For mother, daughter and sister, too, its so lovely and so mashable."

• From a placemat in a Massachusetts restaurant:
  "Newbury Street Coiffure. Affordable. An Alternative to Looking Good."

• Headline of an ad selling leather handgun holsters:
  "Put Your Gun Into Something Soft."

• For Springs Cotton Mills:
  "Springmaid sheets are known as America's Favorite Playground."

• For a monument firm:
  "There's still time to get under the deadline."

• Disclaimer at the end of a London, Ontario newspaper ad announcing job openings for firefighters:
  "The City of London is an equal opportunity employer. We also provide all our employees with a smoke-free work place."