Heard It On The Radio

"Be with us again next Saturday at 10 p.m. for 'High Fidelity,' designed to help music lovers increase their reproduction."

"Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure."

"Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs with the Canadian Broadcorping Castration."

"When you are thirsty, try 7-Up,the refreshing drink in the green bottle with the big 7 on it and u-p after."